| 1 | It's my turn to sit in the front pew. | 5 | Since we're all here, let's start the service early |
| 2 | I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. | 6 | Vicar, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas |
| 3 | Personally, I find witnessing more enjoyable than golf. | 7 | Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like a stewardship campaign! |
| 4 | I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard of before! | 8 | Why can't we sing more psalms? |