When God gave out brains I thought they
said trains and I missed mine;
When God gave out looks I thought they said books and didn't want
any.
When God gave out noses I thought they said roses and asked for
a red one,
When God gave out legs I thought they said kegs and I asked for
two fat ones.
When God gave out ears I thought they said beers and I asked for
two long ones;
When God gave out chins I thought they said gins and ordered a
double.
When God gave out heads I thought they said beds and asked for
a soft one.
Since then I am trying to listen better.